I love the show Seinfeld.
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Noise. It seems like I can’t escape it. Even when I take my headphones out, I hear people laughing, people talking, people yelling, cars going by, construction happening, trains chiming, whistles blowing…noise.
If you're reading this, remember to have a sense of humor about how ridiculous we can be as Christians at times.
If you see me being prideful, punch me in the face (not literally, of course), in love.
While any couple would have to share the pizza, you can eat the whole thing. Because we all know that ANY pizza can become a personal pizza with enough willpower.
“I’m kind of a big deal…people know me…I’m very important…” – Ron Burgundy
I once farted during communion.