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I hate packing and recently got married & moved in with my wife. Enjoy this song I made about my disdain for packing.
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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. My couch has sold. I made this song as a way to say goodbye.
Terrible at Facebook? No problem! We'll teach you how to be better.
Winter is my version of hell—just add the absence of God, and cookies that you always think are chocolate chip, you take a bite, and they’re oatmeal raisin. That’s it. That’s hell.
Romance - a new Short Short - dropping every Wednesday.
A weekly video serious of a shorts, “Short Shots”. Conan O’Brian gifted this youth pastor “with a word”.
I’m a relatively reserved man who appreciates his privacy. While this is generally the case, to be totally frank, life lately has been pretty crappy (both literally and figuratively).
…if you want to get the summer look like me, just follow these 5 simple steps to Penn N Paper’s Tips of Beauty Greatness™
Valentine's Day is coming and you're single. You might be a little cynical, whether it be a bad break-up, tired of being single, or a date flaking, Valentine's Day doesn't need to be full-on poopy tacos. With that in mind, here's 10 HOT ideas to make Valentine's Day awesome.
Ever wonder what my creative process looks like? Wonder no more.
Look for the tightness of jeans. The tighter the jeans, the closer to God, right? I’m pretty sure that that’s in 2 Zebacania or something….
Am I a Kraft Single? Find out this week on Penn N Paper Personals.
One con is "You Have to Admit that You Once Cried as a 16-year-old Boy Listening to Dashboard Confessional".
My friend once asked, “isn’t that your fifth cup?” kind of judgmentally.